why do some men tell you anything and i do mean anybloodything just to get their leg over...and why do women believe them??

Because..

Most men are stupid.
And most women are stupid.

Which equals: The stupid men telling us stuff. The stupid women believing it.

what i find funny is that no matter that we knowwwww it's lies.... we still expect it to turn out to be true.... every poisonous word they spew.... every sweet whisper.... every stupid promise.... every word of it. we swallow it like honey. lmfao. but i guess you catch more flies with honey rather than vinegar and they know we won't feel right if we know we mean nothing to them really.... we NEED those lies to feel better about what we are about to do with them..... or am i just going mad and trying to take as many as possible with me here??

thank you i'd hate to be alone for my decent into madness...... i'd prefer to take a mate lol

Women feel the need to be reassured and guys know exactly how to exploit it!!! and unfortunatley it sometimes ends with them getting their leg over!! Anything for a quick roll in the hay!!!

It is true that some women lie, too.

I personally could never lie to a guy. I find it difficult to say 'nope, I didn't eat that chocolate that was in the cupboard' when I did, I always end up confessing...Nevermind make up a bunch of lies to keep a guy.

I used to be a male masseur until I lost my job for rubbing people up the wrong way.

ooooo well there was me thinking that a quick roll in the hay would only cost him as much as was needed to get me drunk lol but she held out for diamonds..... the lousy bastard!!! see he should have his balls cut off and eaten by hungry dogs