My Mate is having an Ann Summers party tomorrow and says she’s kicking me out of the house when it starts. So not fair! What goes on at these things that I’m not aloud to see!?

it really is all just too sexy to tell!!!!its a code secret hun!!

but i want to know! i may have to spy

the women say they are just having the girl round for a few drinks and an ann summers party.....roughly translated that means theres a lesbian orgy going down

Illegal ???

So if i was to take the fuse out of the washing machine plug and pretend i was fixing it, that wouldnt work then.

Hey come on Red if you've been to a few spill the beans lol

I cant stand anne summers party if i'm honest, been to a few too... women passing Vibrators round and giggling as if its going to bite them.... then theres the females who make out they've never seen or touched one in their lifes Just my opinion

one of my mates had an addictions party last year....which is the same kind of thing as an anne summers party..... only it didn't fall under anne summers cos it was a nixer that one of the reps organised..... anyway......

on the same night the sports centre across the road was broken into...and the cops were going house to house.

i answered the door in a french maids outfit with the name tag "brain-sucking-Sue" and two of my mates were on the floor in a 69 position giving eachother "head" with two dildos.
as drunk as we were we actually asked if the cops were strippers. lmao.

ah...memories.
must host one soon.