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29.05.2008, 19:37 quote
Oh last msg, is last text msg ok, it did come from someone on here so i guess it should!! It said: id luv 2 marry u in the shower, lick u out in cinema and tie u up!
All i can say to that is roll on next friday!! lol!!
26.06.2008, 09:31 quote
You do realise you are giving the perves a whole library of smut in this thread?
I may write a book on it........
26.06.2008, 15:51 quote
choochi0 wrote: |
Frnds r like page in buk of life, Evry page wit diffrnt subject, Bt best frnds r d index pagd coverng evry subject.. would u like to b index page of my life..?
I replied Very nice of you to message me, but I don't write in text speak and, although I've got enough smarts to understand it I refuse to. I know its a bit mean, but I just think text speak is so infuriating!!! |
Every time I see the dreaded text speak, it makes me want to slash my wrists...
26.06.2008, 22:03 quote
Since I rejoined as RocketGirl again 18/06/08 I wrote on my profile not to bother messaging me unless you are from the forums, woohoo so far:
Inbox: 0/0
Outbox: 0/0
Long may it stay like that....(unless I know you from these 'ere forums, and if you insist on sending a rude/crude/weird PM, be warned, it shall be posted in here!).
26.06.2008, 23:01 quote
rocketgirl wrote: |
if you insist on sending a rude/crude/weird PM, be warned, it shall be posted in here!). |
Right, that's it!
I'm sending you a PM.......
26.06.2008, 23:36 quote
megalone wrote: | ||
Right, that's it! I'm sending you a PM....... |
....still tapping her foot half an hour later....
05.07.2008, 13:57 quote
darkhorse57 wrote: | ||
What? No kisses at the end?? |
Well I hope you told him no because not only did the naughty little boy forget the kisses at the bottom, the wretched tyke forgot to say please!! tut tut youngsters today, no manners....
05.07.2008, 17:29 quote
Sorry LV no offense to you, but that did make me laugh! I mean, if you'd said yep I'm free lets get it on, you were easy?? So he's basically admitting he's looking for an 'easy' woman? tut tut. Shame on him. What does that make him, looking for an easy woman??!!
What made him think you are easy anyway? Do you have a photo on your profile holding a flashing card saying "Desperate and Free, any man will do"?!
(You should have sent him your rates you could have earned yerself a few bob there hahaha)
Sounds like sour grapes - or he's never actually had a response from his copy&paste tripe before, and you shocked his little boots off so he hadn't thought out a proper response!
At least you can hold your head up high and say you were polite. And silly man his loss, if he'd been nice about it and suggested 'just coffee first when suits you better', he might have ended up 'entertaining' you another day?
06.07.2008, 11:52 quote
choochi0 wrote: |
hi sweet im ******** how are u im wating 4chting with u i like u text b piz xxxx
Eh? |
I'm reliably told by a teenager that this translates as:
Hi Sweet, I'm ******* How are you? I'm waiting for chatting with you. I like you. Text back please xxxx
Honestly, don't you know nuffink???!!
09.07.2008, 18:04 quote
Oh Lord, Coochi0, I've just twigged...I thought you had meant you weren't turned on by a photo of a man wearing a soldier's uniform....i've re-read your original post, and the latest and *now* it makes sense! Duh! I am daft or what.
10.07.2008, 12:04 quote
DeepthroatH wrote: |
I shouldnt really complain about the messages i get, because of my user name, though its a bit like huge spot. I tend to forget i have it...
Anyway, here are some of the messages i have had that have made me laugh/vomit/cry:- "Deepthroat this.... X" What? Your keyboard? "It is time" to which i responded... for what? "For me to give you a jolly good rodgering" "Can you deepthroat my massive man meat?" Oh the hilarity. |
OMG Some people are sad. I wonder if he actually thought about what he was writing...? Terrible.
10.07.2008, 13:57 quote
Some people eh deepthroat?
I am glad that you do, I think before I write aswell.
11.07.2008, 21:43 quote
Ooooh I know Dunnes Stores in Grafton Street! Next time I'm in Dublin I shall go in and ask for Gavin!
15.07.2008, 19:42 quote
DeepthroatH wrote: |
More random stuff... this is from a guy, who seemed really sweet. He posted me a picture (he's only 21 bless...) the conversation went something like...
Him: you look gorgeous babe, we could have some fun Me: Thank you, your very good looking yourself, but i am not looking for that kind of fun at the moment... Him: Well why? Me: I have a boyfriend! Him: Well he could join in. He could stick his c*ck up my a*se whilst i lick yours Me: You really wouldnt want that. He has a huge c*ck. Him: I'd love to try, I have ahd other things up my a*se before, not cocks but toys. Please. Erm.... BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK |
What baffles me is this: Is he suggesting he lick *your* ass or brain??!!!!!
You are mean blocking him, he did say
please....
15.07.2008, 21:52 quote
choochi0 wrote: |
I just asked someone.
When was the last time you met a woman who wasn't interested in finding out if you were a half-decent person before she screwed you that wasn't a prostitute? Strangely they didn't answer back. Am I becoming the person who sends these weird messages? |
Before I rejoined I used to reply to the 'direct' PMs ("fancy a shag tonight?") I sometimes wrote "Ok, I charge £50 but you must use a condom as I have AIDS" or "I'm so glad you asked, because since my boyfriend found out about my genital warts he's been sleeping on the sofa and I'm desperate!" Funnily enough, none of them ever contacted me again....
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