Post you're dirty/weird/funny messages here, but not a good idea to name & shame

Heres one that I recieved today from a 30 year old:

You are one of the hottest lady i ve ever seen. I m dreaming you kissing
and licking all your body, smelling your juicy pussy, and making massage with my
strong hands. Are you waiting for me?

Well what can I say
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You are only young once . . . but you can stay immature indefinitely!

I asked you to keep that private
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Neither did I.
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PMSL
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Someone asked if he could email me a video of himself playing over a picture of me! And he was 50-odd. I'm 21! No!

And this one made me laugh...

hello miss ankles, not only are your ankles beautiful, but also your feet, hair, lips, legs, arms, breast, simply put from head to toe!!!


What ever happened to a simple hello and how are you?

Dame it, thats a private message lol
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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=BWZwBLh2JaM&feature=related

Careful what you say in future then! I may broadcast it! lol

Heres a selection, I could fill a book with mine


i gona push my big cock so deep inside u that u feel my balls pressing on your ass, i wana pump u hard!!



Good Morning Dream lover.
last night as i fell asleep i was thinking of you, you filled my head with
erotic thoughts and fantasies,
my dreams were vivid and real and as you rode me VERY HARD towards a earth
shattering climax i awoke to find my cock bigger than it ever has been, needless
to say i had to masturbate myself to conclusion and as i came i imagined filling
you up to the brim with scalding hot semen, wow there was so much if it you
would have felt it running out between our still sweating bodies as we came down
from our highs.!

Part 2

moving up your trembling body i pause at your breast and caress them lightly
taking a nipple into my mouth then further up i find your mouth we kiss our
tongues intertwining. you move your hand between our bodies and find my penis it
twitches at your touch. you hold him against your lovely pussy and i thrust
forward, how does that feel? i cant hold on much longer and come with a force
that you can feel at your cervix as my sperm bathes your insides, it will last
longer next time as i make slow passionate love to you once again



hi sweety..
I\'am deniz from Germany. You have very nice Tits )
I like fun with camchat
just for camchat???
kiss
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You are only young once . . . but you can stay immature indefinitely!

I can't say I have anything to share lol.....I guess I wil have to wait for a P.M

Bahahahahahahahah =))))))))))))
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Oh last msg, is last text msg ok, it did come from someone on here so i guess it should!! It said: id luv 2 fuck u in the shower, lick u out in cinema and tie u up!

All i can say to that is roll on next friday!! lol!!

Tonite I'm pmsl with yahoo answer. oh boyo... There are some loonatics and really sad people in the world so I wonder how can I afford to be sad. GOSH. Anyway... Here's a question from a guy... Don't know if this is the topic where I should put it, but hey anyway...

Pl help me out.I got married 15 days ago and had never sex before.My wife does not allow me to keep light on..
so I am still unsucessful to enter my ..... into her.....I m wery much worried aabout .when me will be able to get her in.In complet darkness hoy it will be possible.just remember it is in my religion to do this in complete darkness

And one of the best answers:

what religion makes you do it in the dark??? if it is in your religion then why do you want the light on... none of what your saying makes sence..... if after 15 days of marriage you have not found the hole yet, then you better give up..... it does not take a rocket scientist to find the hole..... i am currioius to what religion you are..... maybe you should try oral.


Ahahahah... And I was just thinkin... That this guy might be one of those people with beards who says, 5 mins before bedtime: Now les'go! And his poor woman couldn't care less so she doesn't get turned on so of course he can't enter. Or maybe he's just tryin for the wrong entrance.

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My most recent one...the very original:

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