ok just like the title says..?

What turns me on?

Umm, being a man, I get turned on by..
>Light vibrations
>A good looking girl
>Pornography
>A skantly dressed female
>the thought of sex
>the thought of anything
>The thought of shooting someone in the head
>Gaming
>kissing
>Getting kissed on the neck
>laying down
>getting up
>Having a shower
>Walking
>running
>Singing
>Drinking Guinness
>Vodka
>Work
>ATMs
>Cash registers
>Diet Coke
>Deodrant
>Budweiser
>Condoms
>going to the Doctors
>Browsing the web
>Myspace
>E45 Cream
>Bananas
>DOOM the movie
>Forums
>Threads
>Ireland
>France
>Football
>Fast Cars
>Motorbikes
>Being alive
>Blood rushing
>Getting into an accident
>Eating
>Sleeping
>Life
>Flogging Molly


But seriously, it just happens for me.

LOL you cant get much more honest than that!

Funnily enough, when a footballer scores a really skillful goal...there is almost nothing sexier.

Oh, and, you know the scene in Robin hood: Prince of theives, where she lightly blows in on his ear/the back of his neck? THAT.

Ok, dumb explanation there.

its heavy and costs a shite load!

.. mines not that heavy, and I think I got it on Prescription. Anyhow I'll give it a go.. :\

nothing turns me on more then jordan and e45 jokes
erm this is a hard one do we go for the lady like answer or the honest one?

right lady like : a nice smelling bloke lol

I like nice smelling blokes...as long as they don't smell of cheap aftershave...

ALLURE homme sport - chanel

nice smell from the mouth as well as the body oh and hate it when woman have hairy arm pits