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08.11.2008, 18:07 quote
I just got that one too! I didnt bother to check their profile, and assumed it was a girl (as she called me a guy) and they'd just hit the wrong person's profile by accident, and I kind of felt sorry for them.
Ooooh, so it was a Mass Produced Copy&Paste?
Why?????
How bizarre!!!
08.11.2008, 18:30 quote
I am guessing they were thinking that they would get lots of "I thought i better let you know you sent this to the wrong person, but oh poor you!" then they could pick out the one who's profile attracted them most, and voila! they've got a new 'friend'?
I've known people to do something similar in the past.
10.11.2008, 19:58 quote
choochi0 wrote: |
This is an interesting one..............
'im gona cum n cum n fil ur cunt up til u xpload den eet ur tits 4 my dinr' Whoever sent this is clearly unstable. |
And wash it them down with a nice bottle of chianti?
Personally, i prefer a nice piece of liver.
10.11.2008, 20:05 quote
agonal wrote: |
I never get any dirty messages!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! lol |
Would you like one?
/hides from Lottie/
11.11.2008, 02:37 quote
vtwinster wrote: |
Not fair..
Even when i was a rich altruist...i never got any messages... |
/deep sighs/
Oh alright. I'll send you a dirty message too. But only if you reply with your bank details.
What? You're a penniless tight wad now??
/quickly deletes message before hitting Send/
11.11.2008, 22:47 quote
ed85 wrote: |
I want your hot love juice.
Sent by some creep - probably an old bloke from a southern county |
You should have replied "I am keeping it for myself. Personally, I find it far more thirst-quenching after it's been chilled in the fridge for a couple of hours, but for you I am willing to sell some to send in frozen blocks for just £12.50 per 8oz block. Please send your bank details with your first order. Thank you".
11.11.2008, 23:25 quote
darkhorse57 wrote: | ||
I beg to differ ..... http://www.flirtbox.net/love/the-arse-thread_9.html (near the bottom, if you'll pardon the intended pun) |
There ya go! I KNEW you had a very fine ass!!!
12.11.2008, 00:07 quote
Yes Ed, you're not supposed to melt your little nephew's crayons....gives a whole new meaning to "being blackballed"....
14.11.2008, 00:06 quote
choochi0 wrote: |
Nothing of interest today. |
I beg to differ.
So, emailing sat nav directions to see two pussies doesnt count then?
Oh ok, it doesn't.
18.11.2008, 01:20 quote
LittleVixen wrote: |
Message I had lastnight
my msn adres ilike show and i need cum noe if u wanna watch me pls add me hun,i hav fun Really appealing......me thinks |
I'm sure a trained chimpanzee would be far more articulate....and appealing!
18.11.2008, 23:30 quote
Ah well at least you looked LV, they didnt totally waste their time writing to you then!
/pppppsssssssst! PM me the weblink will ya?/
20.11.2008, 10:30 quote
Pragtig means lovely, I think.
Getroud means married.
I dont know what sprekend means, possibly asking do you speak Afrikaans?
20.11.2008, 10:56 quote
Ah, so the suffix "end" is the English "...ing"?
And there was us sprinting into here hoping for some naughtiness to snigger at.
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