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08.11.2008, 18:07 quote

rocketgirl

I just got that one too! I didnt bother to check their profile, and assumed it was a girl (as she called me a guy) and they'd just hit the wrong person's profile by accident, and I kind of felt sorry for them.
Ooooh, so it was a Mass Produced Copy&Paste?
Why?????
How bizarre!!!

 

08.11.2008, 18:12 quote

rocketgirl

Hoping for some sympathetic chitchat?

 

08.11.2008, 18:30 quote

rocketgirl

I am guessing they were thinking that they would get lots of "I thought i better let you know you sent this to the wrong person, but oh poor you!" then they could pick out the one who's profile attracted them most, and voila! they've got a new 'friend'?
I've known people to do something similar in the past. Confused

 

10.11.2008, 19:58 quote

rocketgirl

choochi0 wrote:
This is an interesting one..............

'im gona cum n cum n fil ur cunt up til u xpload den eet ur tits 4 my dinr'

Whoever sent this is clearly unstable.




And wash it them down with a nice bottle of chianti?
Personally, i prefer a nice piece of liver.

 

10.11.2008, 20:05 quote

rocketgirl

agonal wrote:
I never get any dirty messages!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! lol


Would you like one?

/hides from Lottie/

 

11.11.2008, 02:37 quote

rocketgirl

vtwinster wrote:
Not fair..
Even when i was a rich altruist...i never got any messages... Sad


/deep sighs/

Oh alright. I'll send you a dirty message too. But only if you reply with your bank details.

What? You're a penniless tight wad now??

/quickly deletes message before hitting Send/

 

11.11.2008, 22:47 quote

rocketgirl

ed85 wrote:
I want your hot love juice.



Sent by some creep - probably an old bloke from a southern county


You should have replied "I am keeping it for myself. Personally, I find it far more thirst-quenching after it's been chilled in the fridge for a couple of hours, but for you I am willing to sell some to send in frozen blocks for just £12.50 per 8oz block. Please send your bank details with your first order. Thank you".

 

11.11.2008, 23:20 quote

rocketgirl

Odd date that.
Oh.
Oh dear.
I'm sure it IS a fine bottom anyway Claudia!

 

11.11.2008, 23:25 quote

rocketgirl

darkhorse57 wrote:
cheekykev wrote:
This ones a bit weird coz i dont believe i've shown my arse???



I beg to differ .....
http://www.flirtbox.net/love/the-arse-thread_9.html (near the bottom, if you'll pardon the intended pun)


There ya go! I KNEW you had a very fine ass!!!

 

12.11.2008, 00:07 quote

rocketgirl

Yes Ed, you're not supposed to melt your little nephew's crayons....gives a whole new meaning to "being blackballed"....

 

14.11.2008, 00:06 quote

rocketgirl

choochi0 wrote:
Nothing of interest today.


I beg to differ.

So, emailing sat nav directions to see two pussies doesnt count then?
Oh ok, it doesn't.

 

18.11.2008, 01:20 quote

rocketgirl

LittleVixen wrote:
Message I had lastnight

my msn adres ilike show and i need cum noe if u wanna watch me pls add me hun,i hav fun


Really appealing......me thinks Laughing Rolling Eyes


I'm sure a trained chimpanzee would be far more articulate....and appealing! Laughing

 

18.11.2008, 23:30 quote

rocketgirl

Ah well at least you looked LV, they didnt totally waste their time writing to you then! Razz

/pppppsssssssst! PM me the weblink will ya?/

 

20.11.2008, 10:30 quote

rocketgirl

Pragtig means lovely, I think.

Getroud means married.


I dont know what sprekend means, possibly asking do you speak Afrikaans?

 

20.11.2008, 10:56 quote

rocketgirl

Ah, so the suffix "end" is the English "...ing"?

And there was us sprinting into here hoping for some naughtiness to snigger at. Evil or Very Mad

 
 
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