Me too!!

My newest message..

"hey i hope you don't mind me telling you, but i was just masturbating and when i saw your profile i felt a surge grow through me and started to massage my cock faster while looking at you!!! oh wow it feels so hot, so sticky, so good and pulsing with cream!!! all because of you..thanks honey! *hehehe* wanna see?"

ahahahahahah
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My newest message, think he got the spelling wrong...heehee

hi how are you do you spit or shallow


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Heres one I just got from a 19 year old lad

Stunning, u are tha bird i loves, old but Fit, i would love to see them
lovely tits and that fanny, i would treat ya right bu i would batter u in tha
bedroom xx plz comment back x as i want a chance of wowing ya xxx
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Lol How funny!!!!! Im feeling left out, I want some funny messages!!

How come I get all the rude messages?

Just got this one

hello.
i want you to watch me wank on web cam are you interested? xxx
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I just got this winning line this morning:

"hi ive had a drink but u still look attractive"

Haha, nice to know

You do realise you are giving the perves a whole library of smut in this thread?

I may write a book on it........