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23.11.2008, 16:40 quote
Why did God invent man?
Because vibrators cant mow the lawn.
(though I have to say I've never owned a vibe, and I've always mowed my own lawn, so I need neither man nor vibe hehe). 
23.11.2008, 19:31 quote
| redelicious wrote: |
*As an aside, why do I always seem to go for men that make laugh at some point in the sexual proceedings?!  |
Because they all look funny when they are naked.
24.11.2008, 00:18 quote
"It doesn't have a mother!!!"
Now that made me laugh out loud and I made my cat jump with fright!
24.11.2008, 00:46 quote
| ed85 wrote: |
| "It always is hard" made me laugh. Is this a quality that men should aspire to? |
Isn't that an affliction that needs surgery?
24.11.2008, 08:48 quote
U4ric you had me all excited there for a mo - I thought you were going to offer to be my towel rail.
24.11.2008, 13:03 quote
| LittleVixen wrote: |
| A vibrator doesn't have an orgasm first and then just stop "vibrating."
Vibrators are never too busy watching the game on tv It's happy to keep going until we're satisfied. Position is your choice, not his. It always is hard. You don't have to wear an ill fitting teddy to excite it. It doesn't care that you gained 10 lbs. It doesn't fall asleep and snore in your ear afterwards. They don't get tired after the first time They never poke you in the back in the morning to see if you are in the mood. As long as you have a new pack of energizers the vibes can keep going and going and going! (while you keep coming and coming!) They don't burp, fart, belch or fall asleep on you. You don't have to dress up for your vibe. You can show it off to your friends. It doesn't require "a little lip action" to get hard. Vibrators don't care if you get crumbs in the bed. They never come before you do. |
You've obviously been with the wrong men then LV! And would you really want to get your vibe out in the middle of Tesco's???
24.11.2008, 20:12 quote
Baggie - i would rather have a man than my rabbit any day...even though i have one...so don't get the Gloria Gaynor song ready just yet!
06.12.2008, 14:01 quote
Vibrators are great learning tools for women, who find it really hard having orgasms...and they do exist believe you me. I would never pick one over a man though.... and if the man in the relationship found it threatening....then I would certainly put it away 
17.12.2008, 15:20 quote
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Whatever floats your boat
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