Here's the deal, LOL:

A vibe:

Doesn't break yer heart
Always has time for you
Doesn't think you're all over it because you (don't feel the need to) text to say you love it
You don't wish a vibe a good day so you get over that too.
Never plays games (except for good, dirty ones)
Doesn't go runnin after other chicks
Always lets itself be conducted by you and will always be just as rough or as soft as you need it to be.
Doesn't have wishes.
You can pick whatever vibe you want, it never says no
Gives you what you need for as long as you need it.
All it requires is cleaning and Duracell.
Can be taken everywhere and can be with you always (unless you feck it up, in which case it can be easily replaced lol), even shopping. LOL
Doesn't speak.
Doesn't wanna have sex when you don't want to.
Has no friends.
Has nothing more important to do than to be with you and please you in everyway that it can.
You don't have to be careful not to hurt its feelings.




there are bout 5 things a man's got over a vibe:

1. kissing
2. touching
3. looking good
4. giving the satisfaction that you're wanted by another human being.
5. skin and hugging (although these can be right there with touching)

That's if you don't count holding meaningful conversation (which can be done with friends too), doing stuff around the house (which you don't need anyway) and other things like that.

Feel free to add some more to this topic, either in favour of man or vibe. LOL
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Great thread Bliss


In the defence of men i would just like to add at least they are not attached to a remote control where the wires comes loose at the most inappropriate time ...........

Minor detail. Can be solved.
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You can get a vibe with a wireless remote.

Men are redundant...

Why did God invent man?

Because vibrators cant mow the lawn.



(though I have to say I've never owned a vibe, and I've always mowed my own lawn, so I need neither man nor vibe hehe).

i've been thinking of this for well over an hour now, and finally worked out mans only plus point,


we can get spiders out of bath tubs

well i can get my own spiders ............ you 'll have to think of another reason Stu

and as for vibes ........... they cant do they same job as men in a certain department .........

Over an hour? And that's it?

A vacuum can sort out spiders.

That's it, I'm giving up and buying a sheep

This is a horrible thread...a vibe doesn't come close to a good mans time, attention or love.

Though it seems I may be the last one to think this

i must admit 59.5 mins of the hour was spent watching vids of them in use, just purely to research the enemy, i was getting no pleasure from watch all that porn

p.s. What is this love thing you're speakin of? PMSL I've mentioned before that the only difference between friends and an intimate relationship is the sex.

Also... I did say the "attention" part was one of the 5 man strong points. LOL
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Just wondering how many women is claim that rabbits/vibes etc are no good ............ have actually used one ???? and i mean properly .........