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09.11.2008, 08:45 quote

rocketgirl

I once knew a guy who shaved his dangley bits. Got an impacted hair that went nasty and had to have it dealt with under the surgeon's knife with Local anesthetic. While operating, the surgeon told him, "Never shave your plums again!"
"My plums?" he asked. "They will be tomorrow..." came the reply!
And they were.

My advice to all you guys:
NEVER shave your dangley bits!!! Surprised

 

09.11.2008, 17:50 quote

rocketgirl

Gawd, I'm glad I'm not a hairy blokey.
If I was, I'd be staying hairy!!!

My eyes watered just reading that Han!

 

09.11.2008, 18:22 quote

rocketgirl

Well I was thinking about mentioning that Ed.
I know this from having a very delicate part of my anatomy shaved (where a lot of women do this willingly I might add) as I had stitches after giving birth. The itching was a nightmare! Embarassed

 

10.11.2008, 18:02 quote

bexbex

ravencolouredsky wrote:
rocketgirl wrote:
Well I was thinking about mentioning that Ed.
I know this from having a very delicate part of my anatomy shaved (where a lot of women do this willingly I might add) as I had stitches after giving birth. The itching was a nightmare! Embarassed


it dipends on how you shave as to whether it itches


Is there more than one way of shaving??? Confused

 

11.11.2008, 14:55 quote

rocketgirl

odhgabfe wrote:
pubic hair has a grain to it?


Well, on men it's very close to "wood".

Wink

 

11.11.2008, 20:15 quote

bexbex

cheekykev wrote:
ravencolouredsky wrote:
odhgabfe wrote:
pubic hair has a grain to it?


it has a direction of growth

on leg hair the direction is towards the ankle and is easily noted by stroking the leg. it should feel smoother to stoke going from knee-ankle then it does going ankle-knee

and yes i am a mine of unless information


But the hair on your Lady bits dont have a directional growth, like the hair on your legs .....
It itches like a bitch when its growing back Sad


Thats my finding too and i've shaved in several directions! Definitely don't do it now cause it does itch like crazy!!! Confused

 

11.11.2008, 21:40 quote

rocketgirl

ravencolouredsky wrote:
cheekykev wrote:
ravencolouredsky wrote:
odhgabfe wrote:
pubic hair has a grain to it?


it has a direction of growth

on leg hair the direction is towards the ankle and is easily noted by stroking the leg. it should feel smoother to stoke going from knee-ankle then it does going ankle-knee

and yes i am a mine of unless information


But the hair on your Lady bits dont have a directional growth, like the hair on your legs .....
It itches like a bitch when its growing back Sad


it does have a growth direction

all hair does. thats why if you have a parting on your head hair and you change it it often feels wierd and won't stay in place by itself easily

and its also why if you get waxed it is always done the same way. if you pull the wax strips off in the direction of the hair growth it hurts ALOT more than if it is does in the opposite direction to the hair growth and the hairs won't always come out so it takes longer

i'm going to stop now otherwise i will end up being knows as strange-hair-girl


Ooooops too late......
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Just kidding.

I'm intrigued. So how does one find out the hair direction on their lady bits or balls??
A magnifying mirror on a long stick I would imagine for starters....or just get someone else to do it for you?
what about that king of shaves oil?

 

11.11.2008, 22:09 quote

rocketgirl

Heads down girls!!!

It's the new yoga position.

It's called The Ostrich.

 

11.11.2008, 22:11 quote

rocketgirl

cheekykev wrote:
I've been checking all night since cat told me this .. I'm not very hairy ... legs ...underarms... or down in the lady garden, but i do like to keep my garden tidy ... but i'm still not seeing the directional growth .. or the centre ?


I think "the center" is the bit where your babies came out of Claudia.......

 

12.11.2008, 11:39 quote

bexbex

cheekykev wrote:
funkychick1 wrote:
cheekykev wrote:
ravencolouredsky wrote:
odhgabfe wrote:
pubic hair has a grain to it?


it has a direction of growth

on leg hair the direction is towards the ankle and is easily noted by stroking the leg. it should feel smoother to stoke going from knee-ankle then it does going ankle-knee

and yes i am a mine of unless information


But the hair on your Lady bits dont have a directional growth, like the hair on your legs .....
It itches like a bitch when its growing back Sad


Laughing Laughing

i'll think you'll find they sort of grow towards the centre .......... Razz


the centre of WHAT Anne-marie ? ...


I've been checking my lady growth since Cat said this ... and i swear mine doesnt have a direction !


I'm sat in my car, having my lunch, and absolutely pissing myself with laughter! If anyone drives past they're going to think i'm nuts!

Thank you Claudia for bringing a huge smile to my face today. This is brill

 

24.05.2009, 15:46 quote

lotus07

There are other options to shaving your dangley bits, like what they call "bikini waxing" or even hair removal creams.
i have a male friend up in England whom regularly uses a hair removal cream for his nether regions & he swears by it! he told me its called Nair. apparently its really good and gives a smooth long lasting finish too.
hmm... might try some myself! Wink Laughing

 
 
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