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26.06.2008, 08:38 quote

darkhorse57

CMISO wrote:
LittleVixen wrote:
How come I get all the rude messages? Confused Confused

Just got this one Rolling Eyes

hello.
i want you to watch me wank on web cam are you interested? xxx


Sorry. Sad


Blimey, you actually got 3 kisses on the end of that one! That's serious stuff, that!

 

26.06.2008, 13:13 quote

choochi0

Frnds r like page in buk of life, Evry page wit diffrnt subject, Bt best frnds r d index pagd coverng evry subject.. would u like to b index page of my life..?

I replied

Very nice of you to message me, but I don't write in text speak and, although I've got enough smarts to understand it I refuse to.

I know its a bit mean, but I just think text speak is so infuriating!!!

 

26.06.2008, 14:51 quote

megalone

choochi0 wrote:
Frnds r like page in buk of life, Evry page wit diffrnt subject, Bt best frnds r d index pagd coverng evry subject.. would u like to b index page of my life..?

I replied

Very nice of you to message me, but I don't write in text speak and, although I've got enough smarts to understand it I refuse to.

I know its a bit mean, but I just think text speak is so infuriating!!!



Every time I see the dreaded text speak, it makes me want to slash my wrists... Evil or Very Mad

 

26.06.2008, 14:55 quote

cmiso

megalone wrote:
Every time I see the dreaded text speak, it makes me want to slash my wrists... Evil or Very Mad


Go 4 it m8, u knw u wanna. Twisted Evil

 

26.06.2008, 14:57 quote

choochi0

Don't do that! If everyone who knew how to write properly topped themselves then they've won!!!

There would only be text speak.........

It doesn't bare thinking about.

 

26.06.2008, 15:03 quote

cmiso

choochi0 wrote:
It doesn't bare thinking about.


It doesn't bear thinking about when you are clothed either.

 

26.06.2008, 18:53 quote

baggiebhoy
baggiebhoy Joined: 06 Mar 2008 Posts: 6111 Location: United Kingdom, England, West Midlands
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I had one a few days ago that just said 'Ill suk ya bals'.

The account was deleted before I could reply, sadly Laughing
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26.06.2008, 18:57 quote

Chet24
Chet24 Joined: 20 Mar 2007 Posts: 12142 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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baggiebhoy wrote:
I had one a few days ago that just said 'Ill suk ya bals'.

The account was deleted before I could reply, sadly Laughing


I bet that was Megs Laughing
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26.06.2008, 19:04 quote

baggiebhoy
baggiebhoy Joined: 06 Mar 2008 Posts: 6111 Location: United Kingdom, England, West Midlands
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Nope, it was an actual woman Surprised
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26.06.2008, 19:05 quote

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Heres one of many scam messages Rolling Eyes copy & paste comes to mind Confused

Care to know you better

I\'m Joel Marvel, i live in the state.i really love to talk with you ,I am an
Engineer,I am Loving, Caring, Sincere, Loyal, Obedient, Humble, Honest man, i do
travelled alot due to the nature of my business, but its really a pissed up that
my laptop is not working perfectly now, but my yahoo messanger and msn messanger
are working great and i will like to chat with you for real now..here is my
yahoo and msn id ***********or *********, pls i will really appreciate if you can add me now and talk to me, i bet to
make you happy and let you believe the whole world is at peace...thanks so much
bye.YOU ARE SO PRETTY

 

26.06.2008, 20:57 quote

choochi0

baggiebhoy wrote:
Nope, it was an actual woman Surprised


That's what you think!

 

26.06.2008, 20:59 quote

choochi0

CMISO wrote:
choochi0 wrote:
It doesn't bare thinking about.


It doesn't bear thinking about when you are clothed either.


Did I use the wrong bare/bear or are you just being naughty?!

 

26.06.2008, 21:03 quote

rocketgirl

Since I rejoined as RocketGirl again 18/06/08 I wrote on my profile not to bother messaging me unless you are from the forums, woohoo so far:
Inbox: 0/0
Outbox: 0/0

Long may it stay like that....(unless I know you from these 'ere forums, and if you insist on sending a rude/crude/weird PM, be warned, it shall be posted in here!).

 

26.06.2008, 21:08 quote

cmiso

choochi0 wrote:
CMISO wrote:
choochi0 wrote:
It doesn't bare thinking about.


It doesn't bear thinking about when you are clothed either.


Did I use the wrong bare/bear or are you just being naughty?!


I'll take the answer both. Smile

 

26.06.2008, 21:47 quote

choochi0

Well said.

I'll BEAR it in mind

 
 
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