Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm, and finds his wife lying in bed reading a book.

Man says "This is the pig i have love with when you have one of your headaches>"

Wife replies "I think that you'll finnd that is a sheep>"

Man replies "I think you'll find that i was talking to the sheep."

Will you get away with this?

That is a very good question, it is rude, offensive, sexist and, above all, involves animal buggery, so maybe you shouldn't get away with it, but on a personal note, I loved it..........

anything to do with livestock you usually do Megalone

I know, I get these urges....