There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having love on a bench. The little girl says "Mummy, what are they doing??"
The mother hesitates then quickly replies "Umm. they are making cakes".
The next day they are at the zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having love. Again she asks the mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, making cakes.

The next day the girl says to her mother "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night eh?"
Shocked, the Mother says "how do you know?"
Because I licked the Icing off the sofa

This guy goes into a whorehouse and asks the mistress he wants to eat out a girl for the first time. She sends him up and he meets this deadly blonde chick. She whips down her pants and he starts licking her vagina.

Minutes later he feels something in his mouth and spits out a corn nibblet. Thinking this is normal, as he has never done it before, continues eating her out.

Minutes pass and he finds a piece of carrot in his mouth. Still thinking this is normal he continues.

Soon after he finds a piece of meat and stands up. "Excuse me miss, but are you sick?"

She looks at him and replies "No, but the last guy was!"

your full of filth, im disgusted

the last joke was gross, but at least the guy wouldnt have needed to pick up a take away on the way home