THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THANKSGIVING....BUT AREN'T

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>> "Talk about a huge breast!"
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>> "Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
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>> "It's Cool Whip time!"
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>> "If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
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>> "Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
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>> "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
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>> "Are you ready for seconds yet?"
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>> "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
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>> "Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
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>> "Don't play with your meat."
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>> "Just spread the legs open and stuff it in."
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>> "Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at onc e?"
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>> "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
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>> "You still have a little bit on your chin."
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>> "Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
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>> "How long will it take after you stick it in?"
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>> "You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
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>> "Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
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>> "How many are cuming?"
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>> "That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
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>> "Just lay back and take it easy...I'll do the rest."
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>> "How long do I beat it before it's ready?"
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>> "Is it time to eat?"

hahaha!

When is Thanksgiving? We don't celebrate it here in the UK!

I always thought it was a mini-xmas, until I read up more about it.