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01.06.2006, 14:49 quote

riknoc
riknoc Joined: 07 May 2005 Posts: 7 Location: United Kingdom, England, Cheshire
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What did the duck say when she bought a new lip-stick.
Put it on my bill.

 

01.06.2006, 14:51 quote

Anonymous

Yesterday I read an article about the dangers of drinking too much,it
scared the s**t out of me. So today I decided I'm never reading again.

 

01.06.2006, 14:52 quote

Anonymous

Little girl gets lost in Tesco's, security guard asks her 'What's your mum
like?' Little girl replies "Big cocks and vodka".

 

01.06.2006, 15:00 quote

Anonymous

jaybest wrote:
Little girl gets lost in Tesco's, security guard asks her 'What's your mum
like?' Little girl replies "Big cocks and vodka".

lmfao

 

01.06.2006, 15:02 quote

Anonymous

A couple in a restaurant in Llangollen asks 'Can you settle an argument for
us and pronounce where we are, VERY slowly?'
The waitress leaned over and said ....... 'Burrr gurrr kiing'.

 

01.06.2006, 15:03 quote

Anonymous

The boss has to lay off Ann or jack. Ann walks into the office, boss say's
'I have a problem, I have to lay you or Jack off.....
'You'd better jack off, I've got a headache'

 

01.06.2006, 15:21 quote

Number45
Number45 Joined: 10 Dec 2004 Posts: 97 Location: United Kingdom, England, Cheshire
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Two dwarves pull two girls and take them home.

They both get the girls into their rooms but the first dwarf can't get it up and to make things worse all night he can hear the second dwarf shouting "Here I come again.. 1 2 3 uuh.."

The Next Morning the first dwarf says to the second dwarf "How embarrassing I couldn't even get an erection"

The second dwarf says "You think thats bad i couldn't even get on the bloody bed!"

 

01.06.2006, 15:23 quote

Anonymous

this ones probably gonna get me slated but hey what the hell:

Paul McCartney poem-:
We lay upon the grassy bank,
My hands were all a quiver,
I slowly undid her suspender belt
And her leg fell in the river!

 

01.06.2006, 15:23 quote

markybabe
Joined: 04 Apr 2006 Posts: 20 Location: United Kingdom, England, Birmingham
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These are pretty funny! keep em coming
_________________
Mark

xx

 

01.06.2006, 15:33 quote

DeepthroatH
DeepthroatH Joined: 19 Jul 2005 Posts: 995 Location: United Kingdom, England, East Yorkshire
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Some of those are Qualitteeee!!!

Two parrots sat on a Perch. One says to the other "Can you smell fish...?"

 

01.06.2006, 15:35 quote

666devilboy666
666devilboy666 Joined: 14 Feb 2006 Posts: 47 Location: United Kingdom, Scotland, Tayside
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a man walks into a bar!

ouch!

lol simple one!

 

01.06.2006, 17:25 quote

ardiani
Joined: 16 Mar 2006 Posts: 28 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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An Ossie bloke walking down the street, with a sheep under each arm.
Another guy asks him:
-Are ya shearing them?
- No mate,I`m gonna f*** `em both!

 

01.06.2006, 17:28 quote

classylass74
classylass74 Joined: 27 Feb 2006 Posts: 2 Location: United Kingdom, Scotland, Glasgow
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two old woman sitting sitting on a park bench, a flasher goes by and flashes at them.one of the old woman took a stroke and the other one couldnt reach. lol. love that joke...x

 

01.06.2006, 17:44 quote

Anonymous

jaybest wrote:
this ones probably gonna get me slated but hey what the hell:

Paul McCartney poem-:
We lay upon the grassy bank,
My hands were all a quiver,
I slowly undid her suspender belt
And her leg fell in the river!


A goldminner is digger for gold one day and the mine collapses, they manage to get him out but he has to have his leg amputated, months later he and his friend are sitting in a pub and the gold miner says "whos going to want a one legged gold digger?" his mate replies " you could always give paul mccartney a ring"

 

03.06.2006, 08:50 quote

babygirkuk
babygirkuk Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 371 Location: United Kingdom, England, Birmingham
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ok this is a gd 1

knock knock

whos there?

cargo

cargo who?

car go beep beep Laughing Laughing

my sister loves that 1.... my 4 year old son came out wiv it lol

 
 
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