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01.06.2006, 15:51 quote
Yesterday I read an article about the dangers of drinking too much,it
scared the s**t out of me. So today I decided I'm never reading again.
01.06.2006, 15:52 quote
Little girl gets lost in Tesco's, security guard asks her 'What's your mum
like?' Little girl replies "Big cocks and vodka".
01.06.2006, 16:00 quote
jaybest wrote: |
Little girl gets lost in Tesco's, security guard asks her 'What's your mum
like?' Little girl replies "Big cocks and vodka". |
lmfao
01.06.2006, 16:02 quote
A couple in a restaurant in Llangollen asks 'Can you settle an argument for
us and pronounce where we are, VERY slowly?'
The waitress leaned over and said ....... 'Burrr gurrr kiing'.
01.06.2006, 16:03 quote
The boss has to lay off Ann or jack. Ann walks into the office, boss say's
'I have a problem, I have to lay you or Jack off.....
'You'd better jack off, I've got a headache'
01.06.2006, 16:23 quote
this ones probably gonna get me slated but hey what the hell:
Paul McCartney poem-:
We lay upon the grassy bank,
My hands were all a quiver,
I slowly undid her suspender belt
And her leg fell in the river!
01.06.2006, 18:44 quote
jaybest wrote: |
this ones probably gonna get me slated but hey what the hell:
Paul McCartney poem-: We lay upon the grassy bank, My hands were all a quiver, I slowly undid her suspender belt And her leg fell in the river! |
A goldminner is digger for gold one day and the mine collapses, they manage to get him out but he has to have his leg amputated, months later he and his friend are sitting in a pub and the gold miner says "whos going to want a one legged gold digger?" his mate replies " you could always give paul mccartney a ring"
03.06.2006, 10:55 quote
LOL
The test results joke is so funny.. Keep all jokes comming.. Liked most of them
25.06.2006, 21:41 quote
A guy askes his girl friend to marry him and she says yes, so he buys her a new car - a Lamboghini Countach - she loves this car she goes every where in it.
One day she picks up her kids from school, she's got a boy and a girl. As she's driving down the road, a car pulls up in front of her and they have a really nasty accident and she falls into a coma. When she wakes up from the coma there is a doctor next to her and she quickly asks doctor " Where is my son he was really good at football, he could have played for England and been better than Beckham?"
The doctor replies "I'm so sorry, in the accident he lost his leg he wont be able to kick a football any more."
The woman asks about her daughter "Doctor where is my daughter? She was really good at tennis and she could have been the best in the world and won at wimbeldon"
The doctor says "Sorry but in the accident she lost her arms and she
wont be able to pick up a racket any more" She begins to cry.
"Doctor" asks the woman, "How long have I been in this coma?" The doctor replies, " 6 months". "So what's the date?" asks the woman
"April 1st" says the doctor. The woman begins to laugh "So you were jokeing then were you?"
Doctor: "YES.........they both died in inpact"
11.07.2006, 10:27 quote
Two ducks in a pond. One duck says quack, The other duck says You b@stard, I was going to say that.
19.08.2006, 16:33 quote
babygirkuk wrote: |
Two blondes meet in Heaven. "How did you die?", the first one asks."Oh! I died in a freezer," the second blonde replied." So how did you die?" The second blonde asks, "Well, I suspected my husband was having an affair, so one day when I came home early from work, I looked all over the house, trying to look for the other woman because I saw that my husband was naked. When I coming upstairs from searching the basement, I slipped and broke my neck. I never got to find that woman," replied the first blonde. The second blonde then says, "If only you looked in the freezer, maybe we both might still have been alive!"
lame but funny lol |
a blonde walked in to a shop and bought a am radio..it took her six months to work out you could use it at night
19.08.2006, 16:48 quote
ardiani wrote: |
An Ossie bloke walking down the street, with a sheep under each arm.
Another guy asks him: -Are ya shearing them? - No mate,I`m gonna f*** `em both! |
Eh?
19.08.2006, 21:24 quote
Ringer2 wrote: | ||
Eh? |
are you 'sharing'....similar to 'shearing'...
20.08.2006, 09:30 quote
Joshdude wrote: |
"April 1st" says the doctor. The woman begins to laugh "So you were jokeing then were you?"
Doctor: "YES.........they both died in inpact" |
20.08.2006, 12:27 quote
redoctober wrote: | ||
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no you not sad..maternal i think..personally, didnt find it amusing either..but some might i suppose..
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