A loving husband had "I LOVE YOU" tattoed on his penis. When he got home he showed his wife.There you go again she said, trying to put fucking words in my mouth!

Sounds about right for a guy, though

That's quite a good idea for a tattoo. Although getting it done there would sting a bit

That would hurt.

But sometimes i'd like to inflict the pain on guys. (in a non-kinky way.)

poor laura sounds like a gal who has been hurt alot in the past???

heres a hug were not all arseholes.. even though we all have one

lol

tom and jeff two gays, spent all weekend in bed having love. on sunday tom says to jeff im going to the shop dont you be wanking while im away! when he came back there was cum all over the walls and the ceiling!! tom says i told you not to wank while i was away!! jeff said i didnt i farted!!

*gasps*

hahahahaha wouldnt it be mad if that did happen?? argh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah...

poor

weres your joke then??