Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?


Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?


Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?


Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?






Good night sleep well !!!!!!!!!

I might be a moron, but at least I'm moral.
I don't like burnt toast, and as if to solve the problem... my toaster is broken!

I love all those head scratchers.

One of my favourites used to be:
If it's bad for a priest to be defrocked and a barrister to be disrobed, why is it good for a stripper to be undressed?

handsel scotty, new pics, I like them very much.
My head is at times full of silly little questions like that, and i do sometimes google it
Yes I am the sort of person who will start to giggle and everyone thinks i am a few screws loose, For me laughing is like music, its good; but you have to be careful, not to forget to enjoy it sometimes.

wow, if i carried a notebook round for all the unusual thoughts that pop into my head, I would soon be in the happy place of free bord, food and allowed out on tuesdays and thursdays
It wouldnt be so much a notebook as a heavy weight dictonary Still I find it very annoying when something is bugging you; however, you cant remember what it was, just that something is bugging you! I make my girlies watch how its made and how it works. Not so much because I enjoy it, more because I hope it will be usefull one day

Handsel my guru
the biggest one popping up repetitively at the mo is what was the bloke doing to the cow when he discovered milk? and why, why, oh why did he drink it????