What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
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"The tighter you grasp Lord Vader, the more it will slip through your fingers."

Two nuns are cycling down a cobbled street.
The first one says "I've never come this way before."
The second one replies "Must be the cobbles"

And the really old naff one: a nun gets pulled over by a cop for speeding. As she winds her window down, she says: "My dear Officer, by the grace of god there must be a way around this." So the cop starts pulling his zip down, and then pulls his sausage out, and she says: "Oh no Officer. Not the breathalyzer again..."

Yep, the old ones are defo the crappiest aren't they...!