I must have really pissed off my wife when i tried Erotic Asphixiation while having love, shes been lying there for five days now and is giving me the silent treatment.....

Hmmm, all the clues are there.

Cause of Death: your jokes, leading to the auto asphyxiation of your late 'wife'


Take him down M'lud
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