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12.07.2012, 13:47 quote
Q. How do you stop a workmate having an affair with your wife?
A. Tell him you've divorced her and he can now marry her.
Three men talking in a bar.
One says, "I have the best wife in the world. She always has a dinner waiting for me when I get home, she knows when the footy is on and switches channels just so I can watch it."
The second one says, "I have the best wife. She does all that and even gives me head before I go to sleep every night."
The third chimes in, "I have a much better wife."
The first man replies, "but you're not married!"
"Exactly." Came the response.
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