What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No-Eye-Deer

What do you call a dead deer with no eyes?

Still no-eye-deer

GROAAAAAAAAAAAAAN sorry i had to

Oh boy.

what can i say to your jokes...

oh deer!...

What do you call a dead deer with no eyes or penis?


Still no f£CKN Eye-deer!!!


How do you like 'em apples?

For a cute guy, you tell some pretty bad jokes.

What do you call a dead deer with no eyes or penis laying next to the road?








Still no fuckn Eye-deer by the way!!



You can all rest easy now.


For a second there I thought somebody thought I was cute...

Oh Deer lady are you fawning over me....or just telling me my jokes are really bad!!

Hey Red... your my favourite

#leaves, room cursing and swearing, plotting the downfall of Western Civilisation, stops reflects, takes quick crash course in zen buddism, now contemplative mood instilled goes back to room, stands on electrical plug, falls over table, bangs head on door handle on way down to further knock to head on the floor. Now bleeding profuselly, covered in tears and snorters crawls from room even more pissed of that before, and more resolute on achieveing totally World domination than ever#

yes red you do brighten my day


PS: call me buck it makes me horny!! {See what I done there}{could figure out anything involving the word antler}

PPS: Laura, your my favourite too.

PPS: Anybody else who wants to be my favourite is welcome {just leave the money in a brown paper bag}

I bare my soul to you ppl and you laugh at me {oh I feel so, em, er , woeful. yeah that's it woeful!!}

OH! Woe , woo woe {that's me woeing by the way}.

See how much I give you ppl!! I'm away to pick a fight with a badger that had a questionable upbringing