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19.01.2007, 15:04 quote
evil!
Why didn't Superman save the children in iraq?
Because he's dead and before that he was in a wheelchair!
This guy goes into his local and orders a scotch. As he fires it down the landlord says 'You look a bit cheerful tonight, Fred.' Fred says 'Well last night I was walking the dog down by the railway and I came across this lass tied to the line.' The landlord raises his eyebrows. 'Go on', he says. 'Well,' Fred continues, 'I untied her and took her back home. And we got down to it. Man, it was amazing. We did it on the kitchen table. We shagged on the stairs, we shagged on the bed, in the bed, under the bed. We did it from behind in the shower. Had a bath. Did it again in front of the telly. That Little Britain was on. Seen it?' Landlord shakes his head. 'Dead funny,' says Fred. 'Anyway this morning I took her back down to the railway and left her there. What a night.' Landlord pours him another drink. Fred downs it. 'So was she a good looking lass then,' asks the landlord. Fred looks up blankly. 'Dunno mate. I never found her head.'
19.01.2007, 20:25 quote
noisebox57 wrote: |
*No jokes about rape ta - aradon*
why don't blind people go skydiving? because it scares the shit out their dogs. how many turks does it take to screw in a light bulb? what fuckin light bulb? the place is a fuckin dump. how do you get 100 ethiopians in a phone box? put a can of baked beans in there. how do you get them back out? run past with a tin opener. i know there crap! god i ain't fuckin perfect! lol! |
I chuckled at the second one .....
19.01.2007, 21:06 quote
Hugglies wrote: |
Would have to agree Not funny in the slightest What women in her right mind makes jokes about rape victims??? |
the poster of the joke i presume..
22.01.2007, 02:59 quote
knock knock
whos there?
nocholas
nicholas who?
nicholas women shouldnt climb trees,,
heres another,,
did you hear about the flasher who wanted to retire?
he stuck it out for another year,,
what do preists and christmas trees have in common?
thier balls are just for decoration,
why do men prefer bikes?
you can ride them anytime of the month.
ever seen an a***h*** in plastic?
take a look at your drivers licence
how would you confuse a female archeologist?
throw her a tampon and ask her what period its from
22.01.2007, 03:05 quote
how dyou make 5lb of fat look good?
put a nipple on it.
what 3 two letter words mean small?
is it in.
whats green and slimy and smells like miss piggy?
kermits finger
what dyou do if the priest is missing at church?
count the choirboys.
did you hear about that new blonde paint?
bit thick but spreads easily.
im going blonde nxt week have an appointment at hairdressers
22.01.2007, 11:08 quote
You may as well remove the jokes folder, becuase most jokes will offend someone or other in some way.
22.01.2007, 12:33 quote
Aradon wrote: | ||
Yeah but there's generally a line, the rape joke for example crossed that line Common sense as usual is king tbh |
23.01.2007, 09:16 quote
Chav jokes should be allowed!! And chav wonts be offended, they havent the brain power to understand the joke!
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