a father gived he's son half dollar to buy eggs and he said if you lost it i'll kill you , when the kid got he lost the half dollar , he found nothing to say to he's father , he want to say anything to make he's father forget the half dollar , he come back home and he told he's father , FATHER FATHER , the father respend , what's going on , the kid said my mom is dead , and the father said , oh my god you scared me , i tough you lost he half dollar

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