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Home >> Jokes >> Guy goes into a pub with a Giraffe
17.09.2006, 11:18 quote
Guy goes into a pub with a Giraffe.
Buys two pints and two double whiskey chasers, for him and the giraffe.
This goes on for three hours straight, no let up.
Giraffe falls down, bladdered.
Guy goes to leave.
Barman "Ol you! You cannie leave that lying there!"
Guy says " It's no a feckin' lion, it's a giraffe ya tit!"
17.09.2006, 21:43 quote
Letmein wrote: |
Guy goes into a pub with a Giraffe.
Buys two pints and two double whiskey chasers, for him and the giraffe. This goes on for three hours straight, no let up. Giraffe falls down, bladdered. Guy goes to leave. Barman "Ol you! You cannie leave that lying there!" Guy says " It's no a feckin' lion, it's a giraffe ya tit!" |
lol..will let you off as it was your first post..
welcome by the way..
17.09.2006, 22:38 quote
spdarkhorse wrote: |
My favourite joke. Am banned from telling people it again though. |
My favourite too! Cos it works best in a scouse accent!
Pol x
18.09.2006, 22:25 quote
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