A man is in a pub one night when he has to go to the toilet,but the gents are out of order...so he asks the barman if he can use the ladies.."O.K"says the barman"but what ever you do,DO NOT press any of the buttons beside the toilet"..so the man goes of to the toilet..when he's finished he notices the 3 shell like buttons and each has 3 letters on them..so he pushes the one marked ABW and a sponge comes out and washes his bum...feeling rather pleased he presses the next one marked ABD..all of a sudden there's this blast of hot air...he decides to press the last button marked ATR...the next thing he knows he's waking up in hospital with a doctor and the barman beside him..."What happened?" he asked.."I told you not to press those buttons"said the barman..."but it was fine,i pushed the first one and a sponge came out and washed my bum".."It would"says the barman"ABW stands for automatic bum washer"..."Ipushed the second one and hot air came out"..."automatic bum drier"says the barman..."so what was ATR?"asks the man...."automatic tampax remover,you're dick's under the pillow"BOOM BOOM

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yeah thats what i thought hmmmmmmmmm your jokes pal are not very good!!

i found it funny..keep 'em coming

yeah keep em coming.. they cant get any worse!! weres your jokes swally man??