The three stages of a willy.....

In his 20's, the willy is like an oak tree, mighty and rock hard.
In his 30's, its like a birch, flexible... but reliable.
In his 50's, it's like a Christmas Tree, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.

(Hope this doesn't offend anyone over 50) >>>>>runs and hides<<<<<<

Edited by me too