Favourites
Most popular topics | Jokesopen/close
- Groans welcomed... (47)
- Favourite jokes....... (46)
- Wrong but funny...... (46)
- a loving husband... (34)
- Are You Pure?... (22)
- Quick Duck Joke... (17)
- Genuine Letters to the co... (15)
- Red... (13)
- *giggle*... (11)
- A joke i made up :)... (10)
- a little offensive but...... (8)
- ant and elephent..... (7)
- Lonely Hearts (and what t... (7)
- two fleas..... (6)
- Old Man... (6)
- Spiders on Drugs... (6)
- BREAKING NEWS... (6)
- Don't touch... (5)
- ever seen.......... (5)
- Aunt Karen... (5)
- Guy goes into a pub with ... (5)
- And U Thot it was just Th... (5)
- quick joke... (5)
- minging jokes... (5)
- A joke... (5)
Latest topics | Jokesopen/close
- Midgets...
- Chinese...
- Whats the tart in?...
- Thai Girlfriend...
- Special tickle button...
- Wife on floor...
- Asphixiation...
- Fat Bird...
- What do you call a nun...
- Little red riding hood...
- Funny word game...
- LOL yes...
- Sick christmas joke...
- Man.........................
- a moroccain jocke...
- april fools...
- Lady Gaga...
- questions to keep you awa...
- IF IT MOVES TAX IT!...
- Why's of Men...
- Jokes so bad they are fun...
- Timing is everything!...
- URGENT NEWSFLASH...........
- Olympics security guard...
- Psychopath test...
Home >> Jokes >> The husband store
06.08.2008, 10:31 quote
The Husband Store
A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:
'You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building'!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
The 3rd floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have A Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum