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14.07.2008, 18:49 quote
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.
'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea..'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?
THE END
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14.07.2008, 20:50 quote
I laughed so much I shat myself - a nice firm sausage shaped number.
I don't eat that much grass though
14.07.2008, 20:51 quote
| eda85 wrote: |
| I laughed so much I shat myself - a nice firm sausage shaped number.
I don't eat that much grass though |
Isn't that the third pair of pants you've ruined this week?
18.07.2008, 15:52 quote
| eda85 wrote: |
| I laughed so much I shat myself - a nice firm sausage shaped number.
I don't eat that much grass though |
**BOAK**
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22.07.2008, 12:50 quote
| rocketgirl wrote: |
| What's BOAK? |
Scottish slang meaning vomit or feelings of excessive nausea.
According to urbandictionary
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