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14.07.2008, 18:49 quote

LittleVixen
LittleVixen Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 9399 Location: United Kingdom, England, Cornwall
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A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea..'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?

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14.07.2008, 19:31 quote

choochi0
choochi0 Joined: 14 May 2008 Posts: 5490 Location: United Kingdom, England, Sussex
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I laughed a very long time after this one. Then sighed.

Its very good.

 

14.07.2008, 20:50 quote

eda85

I laughed so much I shat myself - a nice firm sausage shaped number.

I don't eat that much grass though

 

14.07.2008, 20:51 quote

choochi0
choochi0 Joined: 14 May 2008 Posts: 5490 Location: United Kingdom, England, Sussex
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eda85 wrote:
I laughed so much I shat myself - a nice firm sausage shaped number.

I don't eat that much grass though


Isn't that the third pair of pants you've ruined this week?

 

18.07.2008, 15:52 quote

deepthroath

eda85 wrote:
I laughed so much I shat myself - a nice firm sausage shaped number.

I don't eat that much grass though


**BOAK**

:0(

 

21.07.2008, 00:09 quote

rocketgirl
rocketgirl Joined: 18 Jun 2008 Posts: 2378 Location: United Kingdom, England, Hampshire
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What's BOAK?

 

22.07.2008, 12:50 quote

eda85

rocketgirl wrote:
What's BOAK?


Scottish slang meaning vomit or feelings of excessive nausea.

According to urbandictionary

 
 
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