Subject: Dusty underwear

One evening a husband, thinking he was being
funny, said to his wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in
Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!' His wife
was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment
go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out
of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this??' he said to himself as a little
'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out. 'April,' he hollered into
the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?' She
replied with a snigger, 'It's not talcum powder......it's' Miracle
Grow'.

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