You have your mobile phone set to "Stun"

To save time, you stop adding water to your coffee

Indigestion tablets become your only source of nutrition

You listen to relaxation tapes on fast forward

Your "To Do" list is so big you tie the pages together with ribbon

Your wife and your girlfriend are in the same maternity ward.

Yeah, thats my favorite bit too, though its kind of lost its edge now in the age of cds!