Well am new to all this as I just joined a day or so ago! so here goes, you never know it might brighten someones day up.

There is a builder on the third floor of a building site. Just realising that he forgot his saw he shouts down and just gets his co workers attention.
Realising that he will never understand he decides to opt for the sign language approach.

So he points to his eye (I) then his knee (need) then he makes a sawing movement with his right hand and arm backwards and forwards.

His co worker nods his head and then drops his trousers and starts masturbating fast.

The builder can't believe his eyes and rushes down the scaffolding!

"What the hell are you doing he says?"

The co worker replies "Don't you understand you idiot! I was telling that I am coming as fast as I can!!"

Made me chuckle anyway