> >
> > A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the
> most
> > perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the
> > second. In the third everything had just been reduced to a fiver when
> her
> > mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her
> husband
> > had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and
> in
> > the ICU. The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was
> and
> > that she'd be there as soon as possible.
> >
> >
> > As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be
> her
> > best day ever in the shops. She decided to get in a couple of more
> shops
> > before heading to the hospital.
> >
> >
> > She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with
> a
> > cup of coffee and a beautiful slice of cake complimentary from the
> last
> > shop she was jubilant. Then she remembered her husband. Feeling
> guilty,
> > she dashed to the hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and
> asked
> > about her husband's condition.
> >
> > The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, 'You went ahead and
> finished
> > your shopping trip didn't you!
> >
> > I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four
> > hours enjoying yourself in town, your husband has been languishing in
> the
> > Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished,
> > because it will be more than likely the last shopping trip you ever
> take!
> > For the rest of his life he will require round the clock care. And
> you'll
> > now be his caregiver!
> >
> > The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and sobbed...........
> > . .
> > . .
> > . .
> > . .
> >
> > .
> > .
> > .
> > The lady doctor then chuckled and said,
> >
> >
> >
> > "I'm just pulling your leg. He's dead. What did you buy?"

good one Claudia

Yeah i likes it Scott, first email ''joke i've had in ages thats made me laugh ''