A man walks into a psychiatrist's office, e says "can you help me out?"

The psychiatrist says "yea, what way did u come in?"

That sounds just like my dr. Cox. How lurvely.

Doctor, my nose is runny my head hurts my eyes are aching my joints are swollen and my heart is racing.

Doctor: Well you have to stop wanking.

But Why?

Doctor: Because I'm trying to diagnose you.

That's old, oakman and it's been round here like ages ago. Bring on smth fresh.

"Oh doctor," moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. "Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac."

"I understand," said the shrink. "But I'll be able to take better notes if you'll let go of my brain."

moooooooooo

A christain family with a just 1 child,amilia,a 2year old girl normaly reads a popular verse in the bible every morning which says,'i shall not die but live to..' On amilia's birthday,the mum and dad told her to request for anything.She request a chicken head infact the one still in her mum's litle cage at the backyard."Well,thats a request,your dad is going to kill and i will barbecue the head for you",her mom replied.The dad came back from grocery stores and the wife told him the daughters request,"thats easy",replied the dad.Stepping outside the backdoor,the chicken flew out the cage n started a rat race to the church near by.star.The chicken ran into the church and started shoutng,"'I shal not die but live 2 declare d works of God';i have been that with you for somedays now"

I don't get it either, but I am stupid so no surprises there.

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I have CDO.

Its the same as OCD except it's in alphabetical order.
Like it should be.