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Home >> Jokes >> Priestly Love
17.02.2008, 15:30 quote
The priest in a small irish villagewas very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house out behind the parish manse.He had a cock rooster and about ten hens
One saturday nightthe cock rooster went missing, and because the priest knew thatcock fights occurred in the village, he decided to question his parishioners at church the next morning.
At mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"
All the men stood up.
No,no, he said, that wasn't what i meant. "Has anybody seen a cock?"
All the women stood up.
No,no,he said, "That wasn't what i meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up.
No,no, he said. "That wasn't what i meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?"
All the nuns,three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
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