I pulled an older woman last night at the pub, she was, well, a right sort for 57 years old.
We drank a few glasses of wine, had a bit of a snog and then she asked if I had ever had a mother-daughter threesome.
We had a few more drinks and afterwards she said that tonight was my lucky night, so we went back to her place.
When we got there she put the light on and shouted up the stairs,
"Hey mum! Are you still awake?........."