'The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?', Ole demanded.
'Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.'

The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear.'


Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies.

'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?'

She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me.'

Patrick reaches into his pocket and says , 'For the sake of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!'


Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.

'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?'

She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.'

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb.....Tidy yerself up a bit!
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whats happened to your pic Susie?
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You are only young once . . . but you can stay immature indefinitely!

I have no idea Vix..it seems to have vanished..and I have no idea how to get it back on the forum..
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You need to go check your picture gallery & see if its there.
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You are only young once . . . but you can stay immature indefinitely!

Yeah my pictures are all still on my profile..seems Chet is having probs too
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Click on the bit in your picture gallery that says flirtbox.net and see if that helps susie
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Dont forget to click save.
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You are only young once . . . but you can stay immature indefinitely!

Oh yeah and that bit too Vixen
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good joke like that one !

Yayyyyy...thanks Vix and Cheeky..me mug is back in view lol
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hee hee good one Susie