A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.


The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'

He says 'Yes - just caffeine.'

''Have you ever been in the service?'

'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'

The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward
employment,' and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?'

The guy says, 'Yes 100% . . .an IED exploded near me and blew my testicles off.'

The interviewer tells the guy, 'O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now.

Normal hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 AM -

and plan on starting at 10 AM every day.'

The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM, why don't
you want me to be here before 10 AM?'

''This is a government job,' the interviewer says. 'For the first two hours
we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you

coming in for that.'
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