After her outburst on GMTV a short while ago, a psychologist on the show denounced Heather McCartney saying she is clearly unbalanced.
Sir Paul McCartney has phoned in, saying that normally a couple of beer mats under her left foot usually does the trick........

OMG I can't believe I nearly fell off my chair reading that one...........

My dad actually made a quip similar to this last xmas about his brother hwo had a leg amputated (but involved a few of his treasured crossword compendiums) just a few days before my uncle died....thanks megalone, I needed a laugh right now.......