Favourites
Most popular topics | Jokesopen/close
- Wrong but funny...... (64)
- A joke... (52)
- Favourite jokes....... (50)
- Groans welcomed... (47)
- Some Advice... (37)
- Quick Duck Joke... (35)
- a loving husband... (35)
- the 3 wheeled boi racer... (35)
- Are You Pure?... (32)
- Gay flight attendant.... (29)
- Politically correct jokes... (28)
- Irish Joke... (21)
- HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN... (20)
- Genuine Letters to the co... (18)
- Morning... (18)
- A joke i made up :)... (15)
- Tale of the Irish Sausage... (15)
- a little offensive but...... (14)
- funny stuff!!... (14)
- Red... (13)
- BREAKING NEWS... (13)
- hers a few for you... (13)
- Cyanide and Happiness... (12)
- psychiatrist... (12)
- bus of the nun.... (12)
Latest topics | Jokesopen/close
- Women's Rights...
- Life before computers...
- Scarecrow...
- Burglary...
- Royal Corgis...
- Girlfriend Arousal...
- A bloke and his doctor...
- Inspired by the film Roxa...
- FF News: The Presidential...
- Stuttering Cat - as expla...
- BEWARE OF THAT UNDERWEAR ...
- Bad Santa...
- Best Joke Ever!...
- One for you closet X-fact...
- Sunderland Jokes...
- Fishing....
- i was in the pub the othe...
- Hope you find this as fun...
- THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MAR...
- old sailor...
- Why Trick or Treating is ...
- Advertising space for sal...
- helpful wife...
- questions to keep you awa...
- Politically Incorrect Jok...
Home >> Jokes >> Have you ever wondered......
28.06.2008, 20:06 quote
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why wrongly dialed phone numbers are never engaged?
If people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?
Why do banks leave the main doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
If the main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
What's another word for thesaurus?
When sign makers go on strike, what do their signs say?
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum


