Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why wrongly dialed phone numbers are never engaged?

If people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?

Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?

Why do banks leave the main doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

If the main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

What's another word for thesaurus?

When sign makers go on strike, what do their signs say?

Why is there only one monopolies committee?

Why does your nose run and your feet smell??

Those are all good questions