I woe away, and all you can do is tell me I can't do this, can't do that. I've had enough!! You can't tell me I can't have as many favourites as I want!!

Your putting too much pressure on me - your chucked

Wow.

Second time I have been 'chucked' in a week.

Is tis possiblly the shortest romance ever?

I think that it lasted all but three posting...

Haha....





I'm sorry. Another chance?!

well, em, er...okay then!

We could have a romantic night in, you with your fake false eyes - the one's that I saw you and purrfect talkn about, a big bottle of tippex - for when I've been a naughty mispelling em er wrong writerer of words, and me in my smoking jacket and cravet, the lord of all that I perview {payforview {?} - it's okay I don't know what I'm talking about either} - ah yes, and you could finger my dictionary as long as you wanted - but not Collins or Websters or I may get jealous and have to leave in a hissy fit of blind rage.

haha, my eyes aren't fake! I don't even wear coloured contacts!

lol...will alcohol be involved? If so..I may get lucky!

that your eyes are really real eyes and not form fake eyes are us emporium? And here was me hoping to have such fun popping them out from time to time and licking the insides of your eye sockets whilst reading Rodget's thesuraus....

Then after a few drinks, I could go into the corner of the room and beat myself up, then you could join in, then we could have a laugh tryn to explain the noise distubance to the police when they turn up at our little shackoflove...oh the joy !!!

what's lick but a second hand emotion













Hey red want to join my hareem? I'll install an oxgen bar and everything...

*raises an eyebrow*

Just think how good it would be what with all that heavy breathing and everything

What heavy breathing would that be?!

tht'd be Red in the corner; just think we could get a big hamster wheel and put her on it, it be great!! Go on, please Laura can we have a big hamster wheel