3 blokes die in a car crash as they flee the scene of a bank robbery
As they get to the pearly gates God says as you have been bad men you cannot enter heaven unless you can show me something connected with Christmas

So the first bloke fishes in his pockets and pulls out a lighter,God says whats that gotta do with Christmas? bloke lights it an says it the guiding light
OK says God in you go


Second bloke fishes in his pockets and pulls out a bunch of keys,God says whats that gotta do with christmas? bloke rattles them an says Jingle Bells
ok says God in you go

Third blokes fishes in his pocket and pulls out a screwed up old pair of knickers with skid marks in them,God says whats that gotta do with christmas? bloke holds them up and says







Their Carols!!!!!!!!!!!