as Brad turned around from the soup he could not help but overcome his fear of the man, cuz he started laughing so hard at seeing this leathery, sickly old man come tumbling down the stairs

You lot are mad mad mad

brad heard from behind him. he turned around to see 17 sickly old men wearing nappies, chanting and mutilating a frog. "oh shit!", thought brad, he'd only made enough soup for 2.

he snatched the frog off the old men and proceeded to chop it like a master chef. he added the frog to the soup with some veg stock, water, salt and pepper..... "ah" he said, relaxing... he now had enough soup for them all....

but the old men were greedy, they bayed for more soup, brad started to tremble as the old men started to lick each others necks and tug at each others nappies."i should have dressed up ", thought brad, rembering the brand new pair of soakers he'd just bought out of poundwise earlier this morning.

ok that's about as weird as i wanna see this get.... the old men are licking eachother's necks and tugging at eachother's nappies?? EEWWWW

BRAD SAID HELL WITH THIS, RAN OUT THE BACK DOOR AND THE OLD SICKLY MEN WERE NEVER HEARD OF AGAIN


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hey!! don't blame me, brads the sick one!!