look ahead to a good time

Are you gonna tell her stories since this is in the story forum???

Once upon a time, there was a handsome prince who lived in one, or possibly more berks, and now you know who the hero of the story is lets tell you it.

Its been a long time by the way since I told a fairy story so I might get it a bit wrong.

Anyway, after his breakfast, porrige stolen from a house in the woods, he set of with his mighty charger to seek his cinderella who was living in the big town nearby. The prince was dressed for the occasion, a tunic of darkest blue, and a large weapon strapped to his leg, and a silly hat, perhaps like a bell boys hat, I havent decided yet.

As he traveled to the big town he heard a town hall clock chiming "Turn around and you shall be a mayor" but he wasnt interested, all he was after was a bit of fun with a city girl. He rode and he rode and he rode, eventually getting tired and hungary so he stopped in a small town. Obviously being posh he didnt carry money, so buying lunch was going to be tricky. He had an idea and swapped his mighty stead for a bean lunch. He nearly finished it too, pouring the leftovers on a field as he went.

Suddenly there was an allmighty kufuffle - a beanstalk sprouted where the beans landed, and golden turkeys fell from it. It was most strange.

Aha, he thought, this might just be able to get me to London. What he didnt realise was that when he picked up the turkey he was stuck to it! now he had another problem, he was stuck to a turkey. On his way he went and everynow and then a peasant would try to steal the turkey and they would get stuck to it too. By the time he was in London he was very annoyed with the peasants who were being pulled along in a long train. A princes saw that and laughed, and laughed and laughed.

Ill explain about the princes here, she was the most narky cow you have ever met (I was going to say her name but Ill keep old girlfriends out of this, Ill just call her LA (L = Lard if you want to know)), and she hadnt left her castle tower for years, so long in fact that her hair that hadnt been cut because she couldnt get to a salon would reach the road below from her tower.

Now our perfect prince and his stragglers saw her and he shouted to her 'Oy, why are you laughing' and she said it was the funniest thing she had ever seen, a man pulling along a turkey and 40 peasants, sorry 41, a big town dweller had tried to steal the turkey as well just then. 'Oh' he said, and she said 'Ive had an idea, why dont you climb up my hair, come up here and we can chat'

Now I can see the flaw in this because I am the story teller. Up the man went, up the turkey went, up the first peasant went and then disater, the hair broke and down they all tumbled.

How was out hero meant to get a date now? He joined a web site and asked girls if they would enjoy a good time, at least its better that falling out of a tower and onto a peasant. So there you go, there is a man who lives in a berk looking for a girl who lives there too, and they can have a good time together and it wont involve bean soup, turkeys or porrige unlsee you are stranger than I thought.

Yep but wheres the happy ending???? All fiary tales have happy endings you know

I cant wait to see what you have for me tomorrow then

Berkshire ....

Hmm

ITS ALI G!!!!

Excelent aDecent guy - I can let you all know a happy ending with Bling and bad dressing now!

If you are willing to come , send me your mobile
thanks for the link
Its amusing to see the guys turning in )))))

Its amusing to see that you think its that easy

Oh yeah and I just give my mobile number out to random strangers....i dont think so

Whoops I nearly forgot, todays part of the story.....

Our Hero if you remember has just fallen on his ass, sorry, on his peasant.

So the first blond princes he saw was no good for him, she had a strange preference to stating inside and talking to strangers from afar. When things were beginning to get personall and having to meet she let them down so on our Hero went and on to the next fairy story.

Perhaps perfectmate will tell us how its going so I canmake something up otherwise this is going to turn into the three little pigs very soon


More tomorrow....

lol @ smallprint

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