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03.08.2009, 22:10 quote
| handsel wrote: | ||
Scottie, you’ve got me confused here… You’re not getting it mixed up here with ‘trispanian’, are you? A trispanian is a competitor in sexual orienteering. This is a new sport modelled on triathlons and orienteering, but takes place on a bed, with two nude competitors. You have to find your way around a pre-determined route on your partner’s body and make love in three positions. It’s all timed, of course, and the first couple to 6 orgasms, in the shortest time, wins. Female multiple orgasms count as one. And, Yes, as you can imagine, there are some very heated arguments about this; as there are about using artificial devices and stimulants, etc. Tsk, Tsk! Isn’t it the same in any sport? 
This is the ‘short course’ version. There is a marathon version, but the competitors have to be exceptionally fit to take part in that. It sounds like a very enjoyable sport, but not everyone is happy performing in front of 20,000-30,000 people in the stadium – or indeed the millions watching on TV. I think, though, it will catch on as a participant sport: look at the growth in triathlons – people want to test themselves to the limits. And also appeals as a spectator sport: look at the growth in pornography. I fully expect to see some exhibition bouts for the Olympics in London, in 2012. I’ve ordered a new grubby mac and polished up my brazen face already. |
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Handsel suffers from meandering mind syndrome after he saw an ant get trodden on during his time serving in the Falklands war.
04.08.2009, 17:17 quote
Is Basil Brush's biggest fan and sometimes sports a red BB wig on shopping trips, days out to the seaside etc....
05.08.2009, 07:22 quote
| annmarie5988 wrote: |
now that would be telling .........  |
Indeed it would
Jemima walks funny on a wednesday morning after she has been to the ******** for a ******** you know?
05.08.2009, 22:21 quote
Scott hides from cows in fields thinking they are going to charge him!
Oh shit that's me isnt it?
06.08.2009, 10:41 quote
Handsel was the 4th member of The Goodies and still tours the country doing solo shows in which he does the Funky Gibon!
08.08.2009, 19:47 quote
Jem likes to cover herself in jam and cheese and onion crisps before going on a 5 mile walk in the lake district. at least then she doesn't have to stop for a picnic.
08.08.2009, 20:33 quote
Jem won 1st place in a human beatbox competition by beatboxing the tune "Greensleeves" the hard house remix 
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