Basically list the things you'd like to see apps created for. Be as serious or as imaginative as you like.

First up i'd like an english to chav translator so i can communicate with all walks of life.
Second of all i'd like another translator for what women really mean. Though that might make things less fun. I probably wouldn't get hit so much though...
_________________
Vidi Vici Veni

I got in touch with my feminine side. She emailed me back saying if I ever contacted her again she'd call the police.

Well the tv ads for iphone are getting increasingly irritating: an app to find your car?? If you can't even find the fucking thing without gadgetry you shouldn't be behind the wheel.

What's next an app to change an adult nappy on the iPad?

Relaunch it as "Mr Jobby's iPlop," they can sit on it - but it will probably still fall between two stools.

an app which does detect dampness woukld be useful development though...like for in walls, joists 'n stuff
_________________
"The tighter you grasp Lord Vader, the more it will slip through your fingers."

I'd like an app for stalking single women....

Then I could sit comfortably on my sofa knowing where they all are and still not be arsed to do anything about it.

iStalk.... PMSL.

Fukin brilliant, i'm phoning apple first thing monday.

is there an app for how to cook? I mean literally the basics, how to turn the oven on, what temperature, what shelf in the oven???? If there is can someone send it my way!

arse hole detector thats an app every woman should have

lmao the clit detector might help also.. iClit.. u move the phone around until u hear the beep


_________________

francine needn some attention
wilma givn that thank u smooch
ha no im not pinchin lois' tig ol bitties
betty wonderin how the marry she ended up here

Hey, that's a good one bbones...
Coz those pesky little beggars seem to wander about!
Can I have that attached to the iClitMassager app?
So the woman won't know whether she's coming or going!
_________________
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
(Jack Benny)

The iPub. Tells you where the nearest pub is when you're out of town.

how's about this..

the Ichance..

looks at all women you like and tells you if you've got any chance of them liking you

The time and ache's that it'd save..i would actually buy an iphone just for that 1 app.
_________________