There was a guy named ted

who liked to put things in his bed

instead of on his head

thats not a limerick u tube ...... its got to be like.... there was a man named ted ...who put lots of things in his bed ... but one day in june .. he felt like a loon .... and put on a quilt instead

u tube? aint that a website?

ok, well you start one then!!!

there was a young lady from bath

who tripped and fell on a path..

she grazed her knee.. then needed a pee

I watched, and oh how i laughed

excellent lol

there once was a carpenter from Kent

who went to church to repent

but one day last june

there was no room..

so he went and kipped in a tent ...