Talks to himself when people don't post in topics he likes.....

When you go around to Dom's he offers you tea and then proceeds to make tea in every possible vessel/container he has available in the house, until their are buckets, cups, bowls, bottles etc of it everywhere.

Hansel likes to read passages of the bible to the fairies at the bottom of Sue's garden...

Handsel is often escorted by men in white coats to a massive building in the middle of nowhere and is not seen or heard from in months. Only to resurface again months later as if nothing happened....

Is the big brother that Kad was on

Dom likes to take disguises with him when he goes out shopping so that he can take advantage of special offers again and again.

Handsel is a tv detective who smokes woodbines, chews gum and solves his cases with a mixture of friendly chitchat, cups of tea, intimidation and extreme violence.

Dom lives in a house made out of rice cakes and resin

Mirrorpool IS the circus!

Jemima likes sniffing handsel's handset's

dresses up as marylin monroe, visits his local sainsburys and sings happy birthday mr president over the tanoy system every tuesday at 10am

uses highlighting pens as make up

Handsel likes drunk dialing his local nun convent

Likes to walk other peoples dogs because it saves on the cost of dog food...

Scottie escaped from the asylum and set up house with a family of gerbils from Kentucky.