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02.12.2009, 08:55 quote

xkatie6x

she has a cat with 2 legs and one eye which she calls skippy, she keeps it locked in a bird cage and feeds it crackers with peanut butter and whatever you do dont ask how skippy became that way. poor skippy!


appolagies for the bad pic ha!

 

03.12.2009, 08:48 quote

sealife

Unlike most regressives he doesn't believe he was chamberlain to Henry VIII but a woodcutter who lived in the New Forest.

 

20.12.2009, 18:34 quote

xkatie6x

his favourite film is pretty woman he sings along to all the songs and crys when they wont serve her aww!!

 

22.01.2010, 12:32 quote

xkatie6x

ran away to join the circus but the only position available was the bearded lady, he got away with it for a while but was caught out whe the smallest dwarf came on to him and seen a little more than he expected so he kicked him out

 

04.08.2010, 07:32 quote

gallow

he used to be the script writer and actor for bungle out of rainbow http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zg2vbA9KSqk&feature=related

 

27.10.2010, 22:09 quote

flirtykat

hey...why haven't I been involved with this thread?

She moonlights as a love line operator!

hehe Rolling Eyes

 

29.10.2010, 20:09 quote

flirtykat

whysoserious1983 wrote:
flirtykat is the owner of the Dolorean used in Back to the Future. She is the only person on earth that truly knows what colours the dinosaurs were.


I like that one...and I wish it were true :0)

The above has 10 bodies buried in his backyard ...oooooooo scary..Halloween special.

 

31.10.2010, 18:51 quote

flirtykat

nicki68 wrote:
he's a tester for ann summers love toys..... Wink


Arrgghh poor handsel! I couldn't imagine that...hang on...noooo, I don't want to imagine that!

The above is actually only a size 32A!

 

02.11.2010, 10:52 quote

flirtykat

WSS is one of the 3 musketeers!

he he he

 

06.11.2010, 23:51 quote

flirtykat

The above is a dominatrix love mistress and is on call to any available sexy, eligible men on this dating site immediatley!

I haven't been unaffected! ;0)

 

05.01.2011, 12:31 quote

theresaw

They're actually twins, the one on the right just has a more stiff and formal style than the other, but if you give him a drink or two, he soon loosens up.

 

08.01.2011, 13:41 quote

theresaw

Was the greatest Noddy fan club member, but once he got his badge, decided that Big Ears was actually the character that he wanted to follow, unfortunately Enid Blyton had snuffed it by that time and there were no more badges to go round, so he secretly made his own that he keeps pasted up on his fridge.

 

09.01.2011, 12:26 quote

theresaw

Forget 007, this guy was actually 001! All those fancy cars and gadgets that 007 has, they're absolutely nothing compared with what 001 gets to test out on his victims and 001 only gets to go after women baddies, they're always the worst! Be afraid of this guy ... very afraid!!!

 

12.01.2011, 20:29 quote

theresaw

Well, don't tell, but this guy is in charge of everything that happens here on earth, he's checking out this site to see how developed humans have become and he's quite excited with his little experiment with humans so far! In a few years he plans to have us all grow another set of arms and legs - webbed so we can join the creatures in the ocean.
He's really millions and millions of years old and can disguise himself as anything or anyone he wants to be - don't fall for the fact that he says he can't find someone "special" in his life - he's with another woman any time he chooses! And he's got special skills in that department too - if you can catch him ladies ... grab him with both hands!

 

13.01.2011, 10:53 quote

theresaw

Ahhh, this man is seriously funny on the outside, but beware, underneath there is something so sinister, even he hides from it!

At night, when no-one's watching (even he keeps his eyes closed) he takes on the form of a tapioca pudding who sneaks into Weight Watchers and undoes all the good things that women have done in losing weight - especially the ones who have made the cover of the Weight Watcher magazine!

He does this all by getting under their skin and inside their brains.

So if there's anyone who knows what women are all about - this is the man!!

 
 
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