LV has her own synchronized swimming group who put on shows for the local schizophrenia organization. The group consists entirely of just her...

Jem went on big brother auditions but they had to have her sectioned halfway through her audition.

handsel was in the papers for kidnapping jemima and cmiso and forcing them to work on his canabis farm which incidentally is in the basement of john prescot's 5th holiday home in scotland.

Is really Peter Andre

Lawnranger is so called because he likes to think of himself as the lone ranger but instead of a horse he rides around on a sit on lawn mower....

Dom has turned his house into a theatre, every room is a stage set from an well known classic play and it gives Dom the chance to run around in tights and wigs

still sleeps in a cot bed with his babey blankey and his bear boo boo

has a little elf locked in his basement who he uses as slave labour to knit socks all day which he sells on ebay for profits so he can buy lots of cakes to support his sugar addiction

is a world renound drag ballerina and did a fantastic performance in swan lake last year

is one of the few people to have been abducted by aliens and impergnated it is due to be born any day now

tried to recreats tho old kiddies song 'there was an old woman who swallowed a fly' but he gave up after the dog

has this done on his back



yes i know hes a very strange man

trys to romance women by dancing topless whilst swinging round his nipple tassels and singing Marvin Gaye Lets Get It On.

what can i say works for me haha

spends all of her days feeding pigeons drawing them all in until theres hundreds surrounding her then running like a crazy person shouting 'RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRRR' scaring them all away only to start all over again.

Pretends he is smoking a cigar when having his pic taken.