He often has these wild fantasies that he thinks are true

has an large collection of homemade midjet porn

Cazza is a dominatrix at a brothel. She loves cracking that whip

Katie is a princess of an island off of the Pacific Ocean and the people in her pic are her minions

he really supports Birmingham City

He actually HATES the baggies, and football in general.

He prefers ice dancing and gymnastics

is secretl bald

she is a mannequin that comes alive at night

she is an alien, from planet far far away, in search of something
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was in doctor who a couple of weekends ago as the school boy who got taken over by the son of the family of blood


i do not know why, i just got struck with inspiration

she has a fetish for ham sandwiches and likes to pour salad cream all over her body and dip in the ham sandwich and eat it

she loves green little man
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she owns the UKs largest collection of 'bucks Fizz' memorabilia