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Home >> Sex >> Ann Summers?
08.12.2006, 16:52 quote
one of my mates had an addictions party last year....which is the same kind of thing as an anne summers party..... only it didn't fall under anne summers cos it was a nixer that one of the reps organised..... anyway......
on the same night the sports centre across the road was broken into...and the cops were going house to house.
i answered the door in a french maids outfit with the name tag "brain-sucking-Sue" and two of my mates were on the floor in a 69 position giving eachother "head" with two dildos.
as drunk as we were we actually asked if the cops were strippers. lmao.
ah...memories.
must host one soon.
08.12.2006, 16:56 quote
oh shes back hi you
did ya get the com fixed and whats up with the pic a bit dark isnt it?
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its official got the call back today ladies you have three months or im becoming a monk
08.12.2006, 17:51 quote
no the comp is slowly dying.....takes ages to load a page on here.... and the pic is like that cos i did odd things to it with photoimpression lmao
08.12.2006, 18:23 quote
| almostpurrrfect wrote: |
| one of my mates had an addictions party last year....which is the same kind of thing as an anne summers party..... only it didn't fall under anne summers cos it was a nixer that one of the reps organised..... anyway......
on the same night the sports centre across the road was broken into...and the cops were going house to house. i answered the door in a french maids outfit with the name tag "brain-sucking-Sue" and two of my mates were on the floor in a 69 position giving eachother "head" with two dildos. as drunk as we were we actually asked if the cops were strippers. lmao. ah...memories. must host one soon. |
..and how do i get an invite to that party?
08.12.2006, 20:29 quote
| Leglover227 wrote: | ||
..and how do i get an invite to that party? ![]() |
write to santa and make a wish...
by the way , santa does not exist..lol
08.12.2006, 20:54 quote
| KEVIN53846 wrote: |
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write to santa and make a wish...
by the way , santa does not exist..lol |
Santa doesn't exist?!
08.12.2006, 21:01 quote
| xhiddenxlustx wrote: | ||
Santa doesn't exist?! |
Bad Kevin!!!!!!
08.12.2006, 21:11 quote
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Bad Kevin!!!!!!
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08.12.2006, 21:14 quote
| xhiddenxlustx wrote: | ||||||
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It's okay Laura, I've frightened the big nasty man away. Santa IS real. He's cumming for christmas.
08.12.2006, 21:16 quote
| redoctober wrote: | ||||||||
It's okay Laura, I've frightened the big nasty man away. Santa IS real. He's cumming for christmas. |
i didnt think santa was like that...
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08.12.2006, 21:24 quote
Santa is real, Ive just seen him in Tesco's buying some lynx boxed sets....guess what I'll be getting for xmas this year....again.
08.12.2006, 21:34 quote
| Morillo wrote: |
| Santa is real, Ive just seen him in Tesco's buying some lynx boxed sets....guess what I'll be getting for xmas this year....again. |
more socks i think you need..
and that santa in tesco was really cheif doing some shopping in his lunch break,...
08.12.2006, 21:35 quote
| KEVIN53846 wrote: | ||
more socks i think you need.. and that santa in tesco was really cheif doing some shopping in his lunch break,... |
I take it the actings not going so well for him then...not the star role he was hoping for I guess.
08.12.2006, 21:39 quote
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more socks i think you need.. and that santa in tesco was really cheif doing some shopping in his lunch break,... |
Wrong guy. Chiefy is playing Alfie the Elf (wonder if i can keep a straight face?).................................... hahahahahahahahahahahaha
............. nope, obviously not! As a footnote, it's doing so well that he and the rest of the troup where talked about on Irish radio (it's heard all over Ireland) and he's guaranteed the part again next year
08.12.2006, 21:48 quote
yes Red but the Irish radio station you refer to is two old blokes with a couple of walkie talkies...not exactly national radio...
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