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08.12.2006, 18:51 quote

Anonymous

no the comp is slowly dying.....takes ages to load a page on here.... and the pic is like that cos i did odd things to it with photoimpression lmao

 

08.12.2006, 19:23 quote

Anonymous

almostpurrrfect wrote:
one of my mates had an addictions party last year....which is the same kind of thing as an anne summers party..... only it didn't fall under anne summers cos it was a nixer that one of the reps organised..... anyway......

on the same night the sports centre across the road was broken into...and the cops were going house to house.

i answered the door in a french maids outfit with the name tag "brain-sucking-Sue" and two of my mates were on the floor in a 69 position giving eachother "head" with two dildos.
as drunk as we were we actually asked if the cops were strippers. lmao.

ah...memories.
must host one soon.
Twisted Evil


..and how do i get an invite to that party?

 

08.12.2006, 21:29 quote

Anonymous

Leglover227 wrote:
almostpurrrfect wrote:
one of my mates had an addictions party last year....which is the same kind of thing as an anne summers party..... only it didn't fall under anne summers cos it was a nixer that one of the reps organised..... anyway......

on the same night the sports centre across the road was broken into...and the cops were going house to house.

i answered the door in a french maids outfit with the name tag "brain-sucking-Sue" and two of my mates were on the floor in a 69 position giving eachother "head" with two dildos.
as drunk as we were we actually asked if the cops were strippers. lmao.

ah...memories.
must host one soon.
Twisted Evil


..and how do i get an invite to that party?


write to santa and make a wish...


by the way , santa does not exist..lol

 

08.12.2006, 21:54 quote

Anonymous

KEVIN53846 wrote:


write to santa and make a wish...


by the way , santa does not exist..lol


Santa doesn't exist?!


Crying or Very sad

 

08.12.2006, 22:01 quote

Anonymous

xhiddenxlustx wrote:
KEVIN53846 wrote:


write to santa and make a wish...


by the way , santa does not exist..lol


Santa doesn't exist?!


Crying or Very sad
Aww Bad Kevin!!!!!!

 

08.12.2006, 22:11 quote

Anonymous

redoctober wrote:
xhiddenxlustx wrote:
KEVIN53846 wrote:


write to santa and make a wish...


by the way , santa does not exist..lol


Santa doesn't exist?!


Crying or Very sad
Aww Bad Kevin!!!!!!


Sad

 

08.12.2006, 22:14 quote

Anonymous

xhiddenxlustx wrote:
redoctober wrote:
xhiddenxlustx wrote:
KEVIN53846 wrote:


write to santa and make a wish...


by the way , santa does not exist..lol


Santa doesn't exist?!


Crying or Very sad
Aww Bad Kevin!!!!!!


Sad

It's okay Laura, I've frightened the big nasty man away. Santa IS real. He's cumming for christmas.

 

08.12.2006, 22:24 quote

Anonymous

Santa is real, Ive just seen him in Tesco's buying some lynx boxed sets....guess what I'll be getting for xmas this year....again.

 

08.12.2006, 22:34 quote

Anonymous

Morillo wrote:
Santa is real, Ive just seen him in Tesco's buying some lynx boxed sets....guess what I'll be getting for xmas this year....again.


more socks i think you need..

and that santa in tesco was really cheif doing some shopping in his lunch break,...

 

08.12.2006, 22:35 quote

Anonymous

KEVIN53846 wrote:
Morillo wrote:
Santa is real, Ive just seen him in Tesco's buying some lynx boxed sets....guess what I'll be getting for xmas this year....again.


more socks i think you need..

and that santa in tesco was really cheif doing some shopping in his lunch break,...


I take it the actings not going so well for him then...not the star role he was hoping for I guess.

 

08.12.2006, 22:39 quote

Anonymous

KEVIN53846 wrote:
Morillo wrote:
Santa is real, Ive just seen him in Tesco's buying some lynx boxed sets....guess what I'll be getting for xmas this year....again.


more socks i think you need..

and that santa in tesco was really cheif doing some shopping in his lunch break,...

Wrong guy. Chiefy is playing Alfie the Elf (wonder if i can keep a straight face?).................................... hahahahahahahahahahahaha ............. nope, obviously not! Wink

As a footnote, it's doing so well that he and the rest of the troup where talked about on Irish radio (it's heard all over Ireland) and he's guaranteed the part again next year

 

08.12.2006, 22:48 quote

Anonymous

yes Red but the Irish radio station you refer to is two old blokes with a couple of walkie talkies...not exactly national radio...

 

08.12.2006, 22:49 quote

Anonymous

redoctober wrote:
KEVIN53846 wrote:
Morillo wrote:
Santa is real, Ive just seen him in Tesco's buying some lynx boxed sets....guess what I'll be getting for xmas this year....again.


more socks i think you need..

and that santa in tesco was really cheif doing some shopping in his lunch break,...

Wrong guy. Chiefy is playing Alfie the Elf (wonder if i can keep a straight face?).................................... hahahahahahahahahahahaha ............. nope, obviously not! Wink

As a footnote, it's doing so well that he and the rest of the troup where talked about on Irish radio (it's heard all over Ireland) and he's guaranteed the part again next year


tell him to keep the costume, and work in the summer months in 'Lord of the Rings'..

is he the CHIEF ELF then..

 

08.12.2006, 22:52 quote

Anonymous

KEVIN53846 wrote:
redoctober wrote:
KEVIN53846 wrote:
Morillo wrote:
Santa is real, Ive just seen him in Tesco's buying some lynx boxed sets....guess what I'll be getting for xmas this year....again.


more socks i think you need..

and that santa in tesco was really cheif doing some shopping in his lunch break,...

Wrong guy. Chiefy is playing Alfie the Elf (wonder if i can keep a straight face?).................................... hahahahahahahahahahahaha ............. nope, obviously not! Wink

As a footnote, it's doing so well that he and the rest of the troup where talked about on Irish radio (it's heard all over Ireland) and he's guaranteed the part again next year


tell him to keep the costume, and work in the summer months in 'Lord of the Rings'..

is he the CHIEF ELF then..


He got turned down as a Hobbit. Too hairy and the Guiness farts were beyond belief! Wink
Chief Elf?!! *groan*

 

08.12.2006, 23:34 quote

Anonymous

who's Ann Summers? Embarassed

 
 
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