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Home >> Sex >> Ann Summers?
08.12.2006, 21:49 quote
| redoctober wrote: | ||||
Wrong guy. Chiefy is playing Alfie the Elf (wonder if i can keep a straight face?).................................... hahahahahahahahahahahaha ............. nope, obviously not! As a footnote, it's doing so well that he and the rest of the troup where talked about on Irish radio (it's heard all over Ireland) and he's guaranteed the part again next year ![]() |
tell him to keep the costume, and work in the summer months in 'Lord of the Rings'..
is he the CHIEF ELF then..
08.12.2006, 21:52 quote
| KEVIN53846 wrote: | ||||||
tell him to keep the costume, and work in the summer months in 'Lord of the Rings'.. is he the CHIEF ELF then.. |
He got turned down as a Hobbit. Too hairy and the Guiness farts were beyond belief!
Chief Elf?!! *groan*
08.12.2006, 22:41 quote
| catlover2 wrote: |
| who's Ann Summers? |
anne summers is like a branch of underwear
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08.12.2006, 22:50 quote
| pirakkanaama wrote: | ||
anne summers is like a branch of underwear |
Don't forget the love toys
08.12.2006, 22:55 quote
| redoctober wrote: | ||||
Don't forget the love toys |
i wouldnt know about them would i
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08.12.2006, 22:55 quote
| redoctober wrote: | ||||
Don't forget the love toys |
I wasn't aware they did underwear, as well...
08.12.2006, 22:58 quote
| xhiddenxlustx wrote: | ||||||
I wasn't aware they did underwear, as well... |
lmao
now i know what you do in your spare time 08.12.2006, 23:28 quote
They do funny pants with stuffed monkeys on the front for the men too. Or they did when I was dragged in there one day
09.12.2006, 00:37 quote
ah right a whole new meaning to "do you wanna play with my love monkey lol
am a bit pissed so im stayigg at my mates tonight cos i would never get home, ...he's gay so i'll have to check my bum in the morning
09.12.2006, 00:39 quote
| Leglover227 wrote: |
| ah right a whole new meaning to "do you wanna play with my love monkey lol
am a bit pissed so im stayigg at my mates tonight cos i would never get home, ...he's gay so i'll have to check my bum in the morning ![]() |
that y ur still awake?
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09.12.2006, 00:50 quote
| Leglover227 wrote: |
| No he's cool, ..besides he likes his bitches a lot more submissive |
lol
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11.12.2006, 06:52 quote
According to their new catalogue , which I stole off the table for a bit of light reading at breakfast, they now have 5 different Rampant Rabbits:
The Elite
The Deluxe
The Platinum
The Thruster
The Thriller
No wonder more and more women are choosing to stay single, ..the Thriller looks like it was built by NASA! Not to mention it’s bigger than a Saturn 2 rocket
Oh, and if anyone has bought anything from the “bound to please” section of the latest catalogue or the “Hail Mary” costume love to hear from you
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