daspikey, i mispelt felching


so noheartsing, you love eating toenails with milk for breakie

Is a lapdancer

is the tooth fairy

he has been taken over by a body snatcher

is really white, but has shares in boot polish

has a obesssion with shakin stevens, and stalks him

that would be cool


has had a face transplant

races catapillars

is an alien sent down from space to seduce earth men

Had the other two heads amputated at birth, but re-attached on her 18th birthday.

One of his favorite hobbies is licking as many people as he can before he gets arrested

is a cave woman frozen thousands of years ago and got thawed out last yr

i wish i had the night rider car....


collects used johnnys

my dad used to have a van and i wanted to paint it black but he wouldnt..


loves singing along to barbara streisand

He likes to impersonate Shaft in his spare time